Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate

THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. “I just about washed off my makeup from crying when I saw the Lord struggle […] The post Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate appeared first on The Onion.