Video Game Prologue Still Going

CONCORD, MA—As he expressed alarm at still not having reached the title’s open world, local gamer Rudy Kelleher confirmed Tuesday that the prologue of his recently purchased video game was still going. “Christ, it’s been an hour and a half since I booted this thing up, and I’m still wandering around some cave while a king’s […] The post Video Game Prologue Still Going appeared first on The Onion.

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