God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes

THE HEAVENS—Shaking His head in disbelief as the color drained from His face, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly horrified Monday to learn that humans had been consuming the sacred, omniscient potatoes He sent to earth. “Potatoes? As in the one part of My divine creation I painstakingly made in My image and imbued with all […] The post God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes appeared first on The Onion.

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