Woman Sleeps Her Way To Top Of Family

GALENA, IL—Calling the woman a “desperate slut” who hadn’t put in a hard day’s work in her life, an anonymous source told reporters Monday that local mother Tara Grunsen had only attained a senior role in her family because she had slept her way to the top. “I hate to say it, but the sole reason […] The post Woman Sleeps Her Way To Top Of Family appeared first on The Onion.

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