Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building

WASHINGTON—Revealing that the humanoid abomination seemed to have used the lubrication from its own body to slip through the bars of its enclosure, officials from the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed Tuesday that a beef tallow homunculus had escaped from their facility. “While we have locked down the premises and cleared the surrounding […] The post Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building appeared first on The Onion.

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