Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life

CHICAGO—Growing visibly alarmed as he speculated about the unclouded liquid’s implications for his long-term health, 53-year-old Charles Lewis reportedly became terrified Tuesday morning after his urine came out clear for the first time in his life. “Oh Jesus, it just looks like water—I’ve never seen it like that before,” said Lewis, who became increasingly unsettled […] The post Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life appeared first on The Onion.