Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word

PHILADELPHIA—Suggesting that the nation was increasingly prioritizing speed and efficiency in speaking, a report released Tuesday by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that more Americans are abandoning lengthy conversations in favor of one really big word. “Our extensive surveys across race, age, and gender demographics reveal that most Americans would rather just say […] The post Report: More Americans Abandoning Lengthy Conversations In Favor Of One Really Big Word appeared first on The Onion.