As School Year Looms, Penmanship Instructors Sound Alarm

WASHINGTON. Unemployed penmanship instructors marched on Congress yesterday, the last Monday before most elementary school students return to school, demanding that the federal government commit $40 billion to improve America’s handwriting in order to avert a looming catastrophe. “Senator, quite candidly, your ‘g’s’ look like ‘z’s’.” “America faces a penmanship crisis of gargantuan proportions,” asserted […]