High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’

DANBURY, CT—Marveling aloud that he had rarely been so sure of an athlete’s unbridled potential, Huntington High School head football coach Michael McNeese said Monday he just had a good feeling about a new player that other kids on the team were referring to simply as “Thunder Beef.” McNeese told reporters he tabbed the massive […] The post High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’ appeared first on The Onion.

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