BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With ’Em!

WASHINGTON—Swarming the nation’s airports as they rushed to board any available transatlantic flight, the U.S. populace decided Monday that if Harry and Meghan were going to the U.K., the rest of America was going with ’em. “Sure, it’ll be a big adjustment, but then again, what’s the point of staying in this country if you can’t […] The post BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With ’Em! appeared first on The Onion.