Employee finds himself involuntarily third-wheeling a workplace secret romcom: ‘One of them handed the other a coffee, looked him dead in the eye, and said, "I got you the oat milk. Because I know how your stomach gets." In the middle of a budget crisis’

An office managerial rom-com couldn't be better for the office cultureLook, if your managers have rose-tinted glasses on, trust me, you're gonna have a blast at your job, and it won't matter if your performance isn't the best; they'll be prone to forgiving you, so make sure you protect (and even encourage) any secret romance that might be flourishing in the higher spheres right now.Also, with that, be prepared for their first fight and how all that negative energy will be transmitted to you. It will likely be a '500 Days of Summer' situation, but well, I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy, so I hope it's not.Either way, it's funny that it's even happening; at least to me, some gossip to discuss with my teammates over long, boring work hours while sippin' on some disgusting coffee is the best thing that can happen. Plus, we can watch it live! And it's supposed to be secret! I mean, could it get any better? A soap opera director couldn't have written a juicier plot, and honestly, I kinda wish I was the protagonist.Are we all thirdwheeling right now, or is it just me? Gosh, when is it going to be my turn? I'm waiting for my boss to hire a cute guy; that's my excuse. Having an off…

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