God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers

THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, reported He was concerned Monday over what He called “troubling” Q3 circumcision numbers. “Sure, with the declining birth rate, we expect there to be some slight shrinkage in our […] The post God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers appeared first on The Onion.