Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past

ARLINGTON, TX—Noting the text was “chock-full” of anti-vampire bias, local woman Anna Lambert told reporters Tuesday that the author of the book she was reading had clearly been betrayed by a vampire in his past. “He definitely has an ax to grind, because this vampire character is written as a total monster,” said Lambert, who […] The post Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past appeared first on The Onion.

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