Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its

CARLSBAD, CA—Desperately scanning the kitchen counter for anything besides a fruit or vegetable, local man Jeremy Drummond watched in silence Tuesday as his wife revealed all the things she brought home from the store that weren’t Cheez-Its. “Come on, come on, now that we’ve got all this health food out of the way, let’s get […] The post Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its appeared first on The Onion.

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