When I Die, Feed Me To Something Majestic

In my 100 years, I’ve been favored with good health, time with loved ones, and a long, fulfilling career. There are many things for which I am grateful, not least of which is the opportunity to travel this astonishing planet, witness its wondrous diversity of life, and share what I’ve seen with generations of television […] The post When I Die, Feed Me To Something Majestic appeared first on The Onion.

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