Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time

LANSING, MI—Urging the public to use the most reliable methods available to submit their vote, election officials across the country warned Monday that a ballot tied to stray cat would likely not arrive in time. “Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost […] The post Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time appeared first on The Onion.

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