Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities

CHICAGO—Dashing from station to station in a state of pure delirium as he gazed upon the endless spread of complimentary food and drinks, local dad Bruce Etheridge was reportedly losing his fucking mind Tuesday over the box suite amenities at a Blackhawks game. “Holy crap, they got hot dogs, loaded nachos, steak sliders—this is the kind […] The post Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities appeared first on The Onion.

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