Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God

VATICAN CITY—In the latest sign that his health continues to improve, Pope Leo XIV declared Friday in an address to Catholics around the world that he would soon be strong enough to battle God. “To the faithful gathered here, thank you for your support, and know that I now feel better than ever before—so good, […] The post Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God appeared first on The Onion.

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