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‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree
LOS ANGELES—Peeking out from behind the trunk with a mischievous grin on her face, actress Sydney Sweeney announced, “Now my breasts are over here!” from behind an old oak tree Friday. “He-he, it’s me,” said the 29-year-old Euphoria and Anyone But You star, who giggled as she ducked behind the tree and reemerged a moment […] The post ‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree appeared first on The Onion.