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AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid
NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up her apartment this week in case federal agents stopped by for a raid. “You never know when you’re going to have sudden company come breaking down your door, and I don’t want anyone to think I […] The post AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid appeared first on The Onion.