Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Go Bonkers For Amber Waves Of Grain

WASHINGTON—Underscoring the enduring power of a gorgeous, swaying crop to make Americans hoot and holler, a Pew Research Center poll released Thursday found that a majority of Americans still go bonkers for amber waves of grain. “According to our research, the U.S. populace today remains just as apeshit for grain as early American settlers, who crossed […] The post Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Go Bonkers For Amber Waves Of Grain appeared first on The Onion.

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