Trump Appoints Guilfoyle as Nation’s First Secretary of Graft

“Why didn’t I think of this sooner?” That’s what President Donald J. Trump wondered aloud as he addressed reporters on Tuesday. He had just announced that Kimberly Guilfoyle would be joining his Cabinet as Secretary of Graft. “When it comes to engaging in corruption, this woman has ovaries the size of beach balls,” said the President. “I […]

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