North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation’s Greatness

BISMARCK, ND—Admitting that it had let the other 49 states do “pretty much all of the heavy lifting,” North Dakota issued a formal apology Tuesday for contributing nothing to the nation’s greatness. “Look, we acknowledge that we don’t exactly bring much to the table besides being a cold, windy rectangle on the map, and for that […] The post North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation’s Greatness appeared first on The Onion.

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