Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts

HOULTON, ME—Saying the discussion felt more like something out of National Geographic than a heart-to-heart, local woman Elise Figueroa confirmed Thursday that a conversation about non-monogamy with her husband, Marcus, was chock-full of animal facts. “I’m really annoyed that we’re having this conversation again when I’ve already told him I’m not interested, but I suppose […] The post Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts appeared first on The Onion.

≈