Trump Selects “Donaldia” as Name for Rebranded Planet Earth

President Donald J. Trump has informed the United Nations that the planet currently known as “Earth” will become “Donaldia” on January 1, 2027. “Our planet deserves a classier name,” the President asserted on Truth Social. “The word ‘earth’ evokes images of dirt, soil, and grubs. In contrast, ‘Donaldia’ pays tribute to a man — Donald J. Trump […]