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theonion.com · Oct 5

Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’

WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the nation didn’t turn out to see his new movie Digger. “Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the handle or anything like that, but […] The post Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ appeared first on The Onion.

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