Artist Profile: Madonna

Madonna took home seven awards at the VMAs on Sunday, making her the night’s biggest winner. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Madonna’s return to the spotlight. Age: Physically pains your mom to hear Biggest Hit: Goes on for a minute too long Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather corsets for dogs Spouses: Sean […] The post Artist Profile: Madonna appeared first on The Onion.

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