Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP

ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local teens observed this weekend that their math teacher’s duplex was too depressing to TP, a discovery that derailed their night’s plans. “Oh God, this is where Mr. R lives? Guys, this doesn’t feel good,” said local […] The post Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP appeared first on The Onion.

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