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Sep 23
My Poetic Life Insurance Exam
“Do you think you have enough life insurance?” my wife asked with concern after watching another half hour’s worth of depressing news. “All those Star Wars tchotchkes!” “Why do you ask?” I asked, and not unreasonably I thought. “Well–you’re 74. You’re at high risk.” “I’m in good health.” “Yes–but if you traipse mud on […]