Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends

CHICAGO—As she navigated the concert crowd with increased vigilance, local woman Penelope Frasier issued a red alert Thursday, warning that the music venue she and her friends had just entered was an absolute minefield of her ex-boyfriends. “There could be one hiding around every corner,” said Frasier, quickly peeking out from behind a support beam […] The post Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends appeared first on The Onion.