God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’

THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans Tuesday by announcing His abrupt departure from The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives. “Though this series has been a huge part of My eternal life, I can no longer participate in good faith,” the Supreme Leader […] The post God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ appeared first on The Onion.

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