Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton

WASHINGTON—Saying dire financial circumstances had left it with nothing but the most desperate option, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Monday that it had filed for bankruptcy and would now be forced to auction off the skeleton of its presidential namesake. “Unfortunately, we have reached the point where we either sell off […] The post Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton appeared first on The Onion.

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