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Sep 21
New England Ends Suicide Watch as Patriots Win First Game
SAGAMORE, Mass. Richard “Richie” Guertin is a forlorn-looking figure as he sits in a police cruiser sipping a cup of coffee while Adele Smithers, a volunteer from a local suicide prevention charity, assures him he’s made the right decision. “You’ve got your whole life ahead of you,” she says cheerfully. “A meaningless job, annoying neighbors, […]