Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch

GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his neighbor’s mulch. “Well, well, well—unless my eyes deceive, I’d say we’ve got ourselves 800, 900 pounds of cherry brown,” said Stevenson, hands on his hips […] The post Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch appeared first on The Onion.

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