PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In a dramatic reversal of decades of established organizational practice, the PGA Tour announced Wednesday that, effective immediately, golf would be loud. “After careful consideration, the board of directors and I agree that, going forward, the game of golf will be really, really loud instead of quiet like it used to be,” said […] The post PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now appeared first on The Onion.

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