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Sep 16
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would participate in a one-year residency inside the body of Bruno Mars. “While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could […] The post Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars appeared first on The Onion.